Firstly, a warning!
This is a gritty post – all in jest with a little beach bum fun… (But there is real advice on this topic at the end of this post 🙂
We all know this life is not perfect. (Except if you’re a dog)
Life is a BEACH… So now you are wiser > enjoy it!
Even though now you are knowing it all, you could be having it all, conquering it all and ruling the earth, plus becoming everything to everyone, then moving on to join the God like ranks of those who are nearly almighty and immortal…
But it will never be good enough – You will still get sand in your bathing suit!
So what do you think about that?
I say, it’s always worth it to go for it at the beach and take your self, you and the other guys on more than one roll in the sand…
Look at the canine crew, their general reaction is out-right joy and just plain wild abandon with the water, waves and the sand.
Ok, them doggies have no suits or much other gear to worry about, so their reckless playfulness comes with no gritty price to pay down there.
Although occasionally, them doggies seem to be ‘dressed-up, or down’ in various ‘Doggie’ water sports-wear, most likely purchased with great pride by their owners. These owners could just be oblivious to their un-dog doing of their dastardly dog designs out of the store and on display at the beach…
Sorry if you dress up your dog: But couldn’t this could be a totally different dog rub problem (with sand included), as well as a horror of new torture by owners to beach and sun loving furry pets everywhere? What’s next sun screen for dogs?
I wonder if the other dogs look at these water-sport fashionista’s on the boardwalk or at the beach with pity and laugh at their owners, or maybe possibly these BIG DOG’s are naysayers because of no fashion sense do these dogs get insecure and fight or bark back when really it might just be they feel nervous and defensive?
Does it deserve a barking out about it, or are they really enviously wishing they had the down dog looking dope look at the beach today?
BTW: Should you have a real life problem with sand in your bathing suit, the following link should be helpful 🙂